Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like
what the fuck kind of scenario is that
a gatsby party
THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE
Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.
That gazebo is so fucked
Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help
This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.
This horse is not a real horse. it is made up of seventeen tinier horses in a horse costume.
ok really if i wanted an animal that big to ride into a battle i’d go get a fucking moose
The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.
It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.
Never trust an architect.
It’s terrifying. It looks like the real life version of a video game graphic glitch.
I want to see inside.
That guy’s neighborhood association must be shitting itself.
Looks like something that came out of Frank Gehry
whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”
It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerateU N L I M I T E D N I P P L E SNO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COSTDO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITEDL I M I T E D N I P P L E S