your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
i thought they were partying
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing
Well then you better assemble your friends and find a worthy vessel because it looks like you’re on the path to finding tHE ONE PIECE.
ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help
or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc
Would you kindly reblog this?
Tagged by idesofjuly
“list five random facts about yourself and then tag 10 people”
Christ, this is gonna’ be boring. But better get around to it if it is what I gotta’ get around to.
1) I studied Neuroscience in University after puttering around in Chemistry and Biochemistry. Probably should’ve stuck with one of the first two, as it turns out not many people in real life need their Neuro’s science’d on a regular basis.
2) I wrote Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction as a teen and it sparked both my desire to write as a hobby and my desire to punch teenage-me in the face for being so damn nerdy, both of which continue to this very day.
3)I was raised on a farm in Southern Alberta
as livestock for the first 18 years of my life. I lived in the same house that whole time and even attended a single school from Kindergarten all the way to Grade 12. Most of the kids in my Kindergarten class graduated high school with me. It was…well, not sure what it was since I got nothing to compare it to (uni was a whole different beast). But I’ve been informed by many people I know that this is insane.
4) There is no fourth fact. Move along.
5) When I was 13 I broke my arm hours away from a hospital or any help during an ATV ride and, instead of crying and dying in terror as I think I should’ve, I drove home and calmly waited for my parent’s to come home from work. Then promptly went to an awful hospital that attempted to set it while concious (so much screaming) before finally getting it fixed at a Children’s Hospital another hour away. Still not 100% sure how I did that. Probably divine intervention.
Wow, that was way too difficult. I’ve gotta’ stop being so boring…is that a torrent of Leverage? I haven’t seen that thing in ages!
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
drain ur sack & don’t come back
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.