that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
walking in the crowd in a faceless town i need to feel the touch of a friend
AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF KINDNESS THAT I FEEL FROM PEOPLE I DONT EVEN KNOOOOOW
mom… dad… im batman
I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
respect but no fucking way
i think i broke my collarbone watching this
Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.
Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.
Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.
are u fucking kidding me
octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok
" MY BOWL"
The Inception Bomb:
A shot within a shot within a shot.
Go white girl go white girl go! She can be my friend, 100%. I have so many people I need to do this with. Who has a birthday to celebrate? Anniversary? Housewarming? Being alive on a Tuesday night? Breakfast? Anything really. This is perfect for any and all occasions. I’m trying to get this accomplished with someone within the next 10 days and I know more than enough 20something alcoholics in this city to make it happen.
Stumbling upon stuff like this on the Internet almost makes me rethink God because this is beautiful.
Please Share This
Thousands of Tumblr users have been misled by a post suggesting that an unidentified elementary school girl was battered and sexually assaulted by her classmates only to have authorities excuse it as “rough housing”. This story is awful and provokes anger amongst its readers, as it should. However it’s a LIE
This article smelled “off” when I read it because it clearly stated that the mother withheld her daughter’s name to save her from humiliation. Which made the photo of the girl seem off. Why hide her name if you’ll show her face? That’s because this isn’t an article on CNN like the post suggests and that little girl isn’t a sexual assault victim. You’re looking at a photo of Makayla McEvoy. She was 7 when this photo was taken in 2012 after she survived a Kangaroo attack.
Little miss McEvoy is an Australian animal attack survivor. She is NOT an American rape victim from Georgia (thank God)
The artificial news story was fabricated by a Tumblr user called dropmycumberbritches (who now goes by vegetableighs since handing the account off to someone else to avoid heat) After posting the artificial story to raise awareness to Rape Culture, the Tumblr user then celebrated and sang their own praise. Luckily another Tumble user, untrue-posts, found the article, did some digging and reblogged the initial post with the real info.
However, the original post is still picking up speed and is sitting comfortably at 20k+ posts. Please, spread this news and let everyone know that there is not a Georgian rape victim going uncared for. Instead, there’s a poor Australian girl who was attacked by a Kangaroo in 2012 who recovered, only to have her face used for some else’s agenda.