I got a new job, the place looks nice. I’m working 6 hours a night as the security guardoh fucking shit
IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES
THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
it was a 2 second video
I had to click it
I had to know what could possibly happen in two short seconds
Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.
10/10 would ride it into battle
science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water
Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.
god damn it science side of tumblr
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
LoL, infinity energy
Someone finally made a video of this.